Daniel … There is such a bad parking situation at the university, I can never find a spot! I drive around forever and can’t park! What do I do?

Dear reader, Funny thing about that… I park fine everyday, sure it’s in the furthest parking lot on some days but there are always plenty of spaces back there. It is definately a “hassle” though!!! I mean it takes me almost 10 whole seconds of walking longer than you to reach the campus! So reader you keep circling around and around the parking lot looking for a close space that you can park your lazy ass and meanwhile I’ve already made it to class from my parking spot that was “soooo far away”. You know what? You’re right, they should spend millions of dollars lining the entire campus with parking spots for everyone!! Walking is for gays anyways!!

Dear Daniel, I’ve noticed some urban types wearing their clothes with the tags still on, can you explain this?

Reader, Here’s the deal … First off when you say “urban types” everyone knows you mean black people … You’re not fooling anyone. It’s not racial sensitivity, it’s lame …. Just say black people, it’s okay try it a couple times… Black, black, black. And yes, I can answer your question. Here’s what happened: One day Little (excuse me) Lil’ John or Young Jeezy or one of those “urban types” bought a fantastic new hat. It was the best hat in all the land! When TMZ showed up to take pictures of this fantastic new hat yung jeezy realized that he had smoked too much weed and drank too much yack and accidentally left the tag on his hat. Rather than admit his mistake jezzy made up some rediculous story about how he “got dollas” and wanted “all da bitches and hoes to knows it”. Needless to say, TMZ put the pictures on their website and KAPOW! A new style was born. I’m actually leaving all the labels on my jeans these days myself. I too want da bitches and hoes to know I got dollas!

• daniel holds a juris doctorate from Harvard University and is currently the mayor pro tem of Memphis, TN

….. bitches.